10 Bean Soup

10 Bean Soup
Buy a bag of 10 Bean Soup Mix. You can find them in the aisle with all the dried beans. It IS a bag of dried beans. Throw it in your pot with 2 more of those chicken boullion cubes. Toss in a couple of carrots. Whole again if you're still lazy. Throw in a couple of smoked turkey necks or wings. These are super cheap and tons of flavor. Oh, did I tell you to add water? Ok, do that now. Turn the pot on low and go away. Come back later. Add salt and pepper to taste. Cut up those carrots with the butter knife again. Enjoy.

Lentil Soup
You can also make lentil soup almost the same way. Buy a bag of lentils instead. No turkey necks. Add a diced onion, some diced celery and a couple smashed garlic cloves with the lentils and chicken boullion. Add the water and go away again. Season with salt and pepper and serve with a squeeze of lemon. (If you can snag some fresh sage or thyme you can also toss a whole sprig in the pot with the water while it cooks. Adds lovely flavor.)

Enjoy your farts and fiber.